officialunitedstates:

bombing:

the 1700s called……they want their clothing back. haha just kidding the first telephone was invented in 1876

a good post AND i learned something.  thanks tumbrl

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andrewquo:

sometimes when im stressed out and don’t have my ipod i’ll just call a hotline and listen to their smooth elevator jazz

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meloetta:

why do they always showcase ‘bullies’ in cartoons as being some punk with a mohawk like

when was the last time you saw a cool guy in a leather jacket not minding his own business it’s usually some basic asshole in a graphic tee that has something to say

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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

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koolaidicecubes:

goldenclitoris:

watch out i m a professional flirter *winks with both eyes*

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instahot:

you know that quiet girl in class?

yeah she goes home and makes fun of you all on tumblr

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To my daughter I will say,
‘See your beauty
without a compliment
or a mirror.’

'Blind' by Della Hicks-Wilson (via keep-that-pussy-wet)
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