avoid them , be quiet get on with your work.
ain’t nobody got time for people who only care about attention.
fun fact: once in biology my teacher told us that “if you’re ever crying wipe the tears all over your face and they’ll help clear up your skin” then he explained that because tears are designed to clear dust and dirt from your eyes and will do the same for your skin and clear up acne and i remember thinking “excellent, fandom will make me beautiful”
this isn’t how i want to be remembered
Having a dorm mate is just like having a bunk mate at camp and it’s v exciting
Update: Her favourite cereal is fruit loops so I bought her a mini box when I got dinner. I feel like a secret friend, but instead of mysterious notes and secrecy we have mutual respect and an understanding that everything can be repaid in tea
you’re brushing your teeth when suddenly your mint toothpaste tastes like eggs. do you
a) power through and continue brushing
b) wash your mouth out
c) go to your fridge and get out the eggs and bite one to see if it tastes minty
On my tombstone please write “Not appreciating my puns when I was alive was a grave mistake”